Relay strips, tests and resells machines that other people have written off. The palette is four values and cannot grow, so every intermediate tone in the system is an ordered dither of two of them, a countable pattern rather than a new colour somebody chose. A workshop that fixes what it is given works the same way.
Drawn as runs of whole cells, not as a shape that was later pixelated. Twenty rectangles describe the whole letter, which is the test: if it cannot be written down as a short list of cells it is not a pixel drawing.
The mark, and the two states a machine can be in
Move the mix between two of the four. With dithering on you get an ordered pattern and a count of how many cells in sixteen are on. Turn it off and there is no fifth colour to fall back to, so it snaps, which is what a four colour system actually does.
The rule running · ordered 4 × 4 Bayer, 17 steps from one of the four to another
Ink, bone, amber, teal. Amber means needs work, teal means tested and working, and the dithers between them are the only other values that exist anywhere in the system.
#12151A#EDEAE2#FF7A1A#57C7B0Four values and three patterns · nothing else is used anywhere
Silkscreen where the grid is the point, Chivo everywhere a person has to read more than a few words. Setting a paragraph in a bitmap face is nostalgia at the reader’s expense, and this workshop writes long condition reports.
RELAY · DUNDEE
Three hundred machines a year, and we test every one
Every machine arrives with a fault somebody else gave up on. We log what was wrong, what we replaced and what we could not fix, and that report goes out with the machine whether it flatters us or not.
REL-0412 · ThinkPad T430 · i5-3320M · 8 GB · tested
Silkscreen for labels and marks · Chivo for anything with sentences in it
Six pieces. Amber and teal do the same job on every one of them, so a shelf of machines can be read from the door without reading anything.
A workshop that publishes what it could not fix. Everything it says is a count, a condition, or an honest admission.
Replaced the panel cable. Battery holds 41 minutes. Fan is noisy and we could not fix that.
Fully refurbished to as-new condition.
Untested. We have not opened it yet, and it is on the shelf as dithered until we have.
Coming soon, watch this space.
Two adapters left. We will have more when somebody donates more.
Limited stock, order now to avoid disappointment.
Three hundred machines last year. Forty-one we could not save, and those went for parts.
Saving the planet, one laptop at a time.
A four colour rule fails in exactly one direction: somebody needs a tone and takes the easy way to it. Four, and the first ends it.
Relay is invented, built as a portfolio exercise in the pixel revival. Dundee and Blackness Road are real; this workshop, its stock, reference numbers, parts, prices and staff are not. The approach is after Susan Kare’s Macintosh system icons of 1983 and the revival of the look from about 2026, credited as an influence only. Part of the One Rule Each series.
Four colours, and anything that needs a fifth is dithered: an ordered 4 × 4 Bayer pattern of two of the four, at a fixed cell, never scaled.